Welcome to this episode of Suck It Up With Shawn! Today, we’re diving into the thrilling world of trying really, really hard to suck—and failing at that, too.

I’ve got not one, but TWO masterpieces of mediocrity for you. First up, we’ll explore “Idea Happens,” the most boring song you’ll ever hear. It’s flat, lifeless, and honestly, an insult to the concept of music itself. But somehow, it still manages to not totally suck. Then there’s another musical gem where I tried to crank up the cringe, only to find it kind of weirdly endearing.

The takeaway? No matter how hard you try to fail, creativity has a funny way of sneaking in. The universe just doesn’t let things suck as much as you’d like.

But hey, trying to suck isn’t free. If you appreciate the absolute effort I’ve put into creating this dumpster fire of content, why not send me a dollar to support my sucky endeavors? My Cash App is $txkeen, and every dollar helps fuel my journey to the bottom (or the top of the bottom, depending on your perspective).

Also, if this inspires you, I dare you to make your own song that sucks and share it with me. If it doesn’t suck, then post something embarrassing instead—we all need a good laugh!

Remember, the key to life isn’t avoiding failure—it’s leaning into it. So, enjoy these “awful” songs, send me a buck, and go make your own beautiful disaster.

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